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Men In Review

Yup, it’s about that time again.

First off, it’s Friday. Woot, woot. But not only that, it’s the Friday before RT. *runs around screaming* I need to pack, I need to get my hair done, my nails done, buy things for the trip, print out my itenerary, make sure I have deodorant…Eeeee!

What? I’m not allowed to be excited? Let me just say now that if I don’t return from Kansas City, it’s quite possible I’m in jail and am too afraid of my mom to call home. I wonder if they’d let me blog from behind bars. Nah, it won’t be that bad. I’ll be with Lea and Cassandra. They won’t let me get in too much trouble. Right? I’m sure one of them will keep me leashed.

Anyway, because I’m too distracted by upcoming plans to pack and getting ready for hair appointments and stuff, I’m going to do a review today and a review next week. What am I reviewing? The men who’ve visited this blog since the beginning of the year. I think. I might have enough Friday’s for that. *starts counting* I might have to turn this into a three-week review. Hm, we’ll see. But, I’m hoping once I’m at RT, I’ll be able to schmooze the cover models at the party for interviews. Trust me, I’ll bring my mojo to RT.

So without further ado…

Caveman David:


Oh David…I can’t even begin to count how many conversations have revolved around you. And do you blame anyone? Not only is David beautiful physically, he’s a great guy.

This was perhaps my favorite part of the interview with him:

Danica: Have you ever read one of the books you’ve modeled for?
David: I’ve only read one romance novel when I was 13 and it taught me a lot about sex and woman, haha. But not yet a romance novel that I have modeled for. I’m sure it would make me blush.
Danica: It would only be fair since he made me blush too.

Awww. If he weren’t so impossibly handsome, I’d be tempted to pinch his cheeks for being so cute. Um, I’m not talking about the lower cheeks, y’all. Honest!

LaBare’s Kelii:

Kelii was recommended to me by Caveman and author, Justin and I’m pretty sure I owe him a drink or a hug of appreciation. Kelii was a great interview, very fun and okay, he made me blush a few times.

Tio Photos

Danica: What’s the craziest thing you’ve ever done as a model/dancer?
Kelii: I did an office party and it never happened to me in the 6 years I was dancing. It was an office birthday party. The lady I was dancing for had her own office. I was dancing for about five minutes with the door open and there wer e a couple of people inside. Next thing I know the door was closed and my pant were down. And my penis was in her mouth
Danica: I was blushing the entire time, y’all, but I had to ask what he did next.
Kelii: After about a good 15 minutes I was finished and we are continuing our adventures as we speak.
Danica: Y’all can’t take this plotbunny away from me. Don’t be surprised if there’s a book based off of this…just sayin’.

I’m pretty sure this one question was enough to send a lot of people into spasms of delight. Er…not those kinds!! Perverts. I mean that it was so blunt, it shocked them. Tickled them pink. You know what I mean! *shuts up*

LaBare’s Garren Luce:

Garren came to me through Justin and Lea Barrymire. Lea had interviewed him for her Tattoo Tuesdays (which you should check out if you don’t already) and he said he wouldn’t mind being shared by us. Okay, just as a little background, Lea and I frequently share men. But it really isn’t as naughty as it sounds. I wish it was…really.


Danica: Are you a breast or a butt man?
Garren: Definitely an ass man! Big booty is a must, LOL
Danica: Which probably makes doggy style more comfortable.
Garren: Lol there is nothing like watching a big booty bounce back and forth against my lower stomach.
Danica: <silence>

Yeah. I think I put my phone down after this question. We conducted it via text messages and I was like ‘Holy cow.’ I’m still thinking that. Really.

LaBare’s Antonio:

Antonio was another recommendation from Justin. I swear, he was pimping Unearthly Musings hard at the beginning of the year. I wonder if I could fund a trip for him to continue pimping me out at other dance clubs…I need more men like these. Between Garren, Antonio and Jose (Ellora’s Cave DJ), I’m learning all kinds of new terms for sex and stuff. They make me feel like a dirty old lady, but I’ll take it because they leave me speechless.

Antonio 1

Danica: Favorite position?
Antonio: My favorite position would have to be taking a girl to Poundsberg from behind.
Danica: This is where I did a choking snort kind of thing that caused my dog to stare at me. I’ve never heard it called Poundsberg before…

Poundsberg. POUNDSBERG y’all. ‘Nuff said.

And that’s all for this week! Be sure to stay tuned as I’ll try to report from RT…do my “You should’ve been there” thing and rub it in your faces. Just kidding! Bwahahaha. What about today’s review guys? What was your favorite part of their interviews? (Besides the pictures of course!!)

Happy Friday, peeps!


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Interview With Garren Luce

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This week we’re keeping in with the theme of erotic male dancers. Sorry ladies, I’m sure y’all have awesome booty-shaking skills, but yeah…I like the menz. No offense. Nope, we get the men who don’t mind being asked extremely personal questions and this week, our dancer delivers.

Please welcome Garren Luce, a dancer at LaBare’s Houston. He was a lot of fun to interview and it doesn’t hurt that he’s cute as can be.

Danica: We’ll start off innocently enough. Where’s once place in the world you would love to visit and why?
Garren: Wow, that’s tough! How dare you 😉 Um, damn. Jamaica wins. Smoke, bbq, laugh and dance all day. Count me in.
Danica: I actually just shared the factoid on Facebook that 80,000 women go to Jamaica to have sex with the local men.
Garren: Really. Well maybe if I go, I can start a poll for guys visiting there to have sex with beautiful, local women 😉
Danica: If you do, please share that information with us.

Danica: What do you have going on right now? Do you have any upcoming appearances?
Garren: I just started dancing at LaBare’s in Houston. Just ask for Garren 😉 I also do personal training and would like to be in film.
Danica: With a sweet smile like that, the cameras would eat him up.

Danica: What do you think is your best feature?
Garren: My brain. I tend to wow people all day long because of what I like or am into is opposite from what I look like, haha.
Danica: Can you give me some examples?
Garren: I love philosophy and the study of the power of thoughts and intention. Oh yeah. But then I can throw you off because I love collecting shoes, or I’ll but out a guitar and play.
Danica: Eh, I have a fingernail polish fetish. We all have our quirks 🙂
Garren: Nice! That’s called being weird and weird is good because it’s different, LOL

Danica: What’s your favorite sexual kink?
Garren: Okay, I love blasting hip hop during sex. I love wearing my snap back hats with nothing else. Oh and I love when a woman spits on it during oral, LOL
Danica: Now, is the music for your rhythm? I have to ask.
Garren: Sex and hip hop just go together like peanut butter and jelly, LOL
Danica: In the back of my mind I was thinking “Or whipped cream and blow jobs” but I didn’t want to corrupt him. Or make myself blush.Garren_3

Danica: What’s your favorite position?
Garren: Doggy style. It always hits the g spot.

Danica: Are you a breast or a butt man?
Garren: Definitely an ass man! Big booty is a must, LOL
Danica: Which probably makes doggy style more comfortable.
Garren: Lol there is nothing like watching a big booty bounce back and forth against my lower stomach.
Danica: <silence>

Danica: What’s the craziest thing you’ve ever done as a dancer?
Garren: Hm, ask me that again this time next year since I’m still new 🙂

Danica: It’s the zombieapocalypse. Are you a survivor or food?
Garren: C’mon, I’m the new king and I got zombies bringing me food, LOL
Danica: Good answer!

Danica: What’s your limit when you’re dancing? How far would you let your fans go? And if someone showed up at the club with $100 in loose change, do you still dance for it or direct them to a coin machine?
Garren: I have no limit as long as everyone’s laughing and feeling good. Hey, loose change. I don’t care, LOL
Danica: Would you mind being taken advantage of? (Griffin made me ask that.)
Garren: Hmm, why not? It’s nice to relax sometimes.


Danica: What’s your favorite food?
Garren: Women.
Danica: Your favorite food is women?
Garren: Only on rare occasions, LOL. My favorite food is Bluebell cookies and cream ice cream.

Danica: Do you prefer beach or mountains?
Garren: Beach for sure. Nothing exists without water, so to sit and listen to it…ooh yeah

Danica: Summer or winter?
Garren: I love winter because women look so sexy during winter. I mean heels and leggings? Damn.

Danica: Boxers, briefs or commando?
Garren: Commando all day. Life begins when you start going commando 🙂

Danica: What’s one thing you think people should know about you?
Garren: I just love life 🙂


Wow. Special thanks to Garren for answering my questions and big thanks to Lea for helping us connect to get this interview completed. So, what do y’all think? Is Garren as sweet and innocent as he looks, or is he a little devil?

Happy Friday! And if you happen to be in Austin on January 30, be sure to check out Dallas Nightclub since the men from LaBare’s Dallas and Houston will be performing. Garren and next week’s intervieww, Antonio will be performing. If you go, take pictures and send them to me. High resolution close-ups if you can manage. And phone numbers! *cough*


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