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Interview With Chase

Well, well, what do you know? I’m back again this week with another great interview. Oh, y’all are in for a treat!

As y’all know, I scan the webs for sexy and fun men who are willing to answer just about any question we have. This time around, I netted myself a very handsome devil from Texas. Chase is a dancer at LaBare Dallas, the club that gave us such delectable men to admire as David, Nick and Taylor. Three of our favorite sexy cavemen performers. Is it getting hot in here or what?

Oh. Right. You’re here for Chase. Well, here y’all go!

Danica:  What’s the one place in the world you’d love to visit and why?
Chase: Well traveling is really a great love of mine so this is a very difficult question. After a lot of thought I’d have to say Costa Rica. Out of Japan, Australia, Brazil and Italy I think it’s the only one I’ll be able to visit within this year. This of course is a list of my top 5 destinations. Costa Rica is gorgeous and has a little bit of everything. There are beaches, a jungle and even a volcano what more can you ask for? I believe that travel should be an adventure and I have always wanted to do a zip line tour through the Costa Rican jungle. They have hiking tours of the volcano and four-wheeler and horse back excursions on the beach as well. Let’s not forget the amazing scuba diving and fishing off the coast either. Costa Rica has a little something to offer everyone just like me. 🙂

Danica: What do you have going on right now? Do you have any upcoming appearances? If so, when, where and will there be video? Just joking about that last one. Sort of. Ahem.
Chase: I love this question! Yes there will be video 🙂 hopefully. I’ve always said if its worth doing it should be done on video…just kidding. In all seriousness though I will be performing at LaBare Dallas on April 18 for the Dance Wars I’m actually featured on the ticket so I’m pretty excited about it. I will be setting up a video camera in the club and may even do a live web cast of the event for all our amazing fans that can’t make it all the way down here to good ole’ Dallas, Texas. I also will be performing at a burlesque show in July in Dallas, and after that who knows the sky is limit as far as I’m concerned.

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Danica: I honestly stared at my calendar trying to figure out how I could make this show on April 18th…damn you doctors’ appointments! *sob* If someone goes…take video for me. You must. Chase is the cowboy on the right. Now I’m singing “Save a horse, ride a cowboy…”

Danica: How many hours do you spend in the gym?
Chase: I spend a lot of time in the gym. Around two hours a visit and at least five visits a week. Not necessarily cause I have to, but more cause I want to. I love working out in all it’s forms. I’ve done crossfit, yoga, high intensity and high volume training I love it all. I am especially in love with yoga. It works out your core, adds flexibility and wow what a stress reliever I almost feel like it’s a solo massage and who of us doesn’t love a little me-on-me action. Oops did I just make a masturbation joke 😉 nope not me not never.
Danica: I think all the ladies’ eyes glazed over at the me-on-me action part…I know mine did. *cough* But there was no drool. I swear.

Danica: What do you think is your best feature?
Chase: I would have to say that my personality is my best feature. Looks will always fade, but a good personality is forever. If I had to choose a physical feature I’d have to say my smile.
Danica: And if y’all keep scrolling down, you’ll see the evidence of his smile for yourselves. Dimples, y’all. He has DIMPLES.

Danica: What’s your favorite kink? (sexual) 
Chase: Now that’s a loaded question. Do I have a swing available or leather straps? What shape is the bed? Just way too many variables to that question. In all honesty it depends on who I’m with. There are after all two of us involved in this activity so it really depends on how we interact together and how she feels during each position. It’s about what OUR favorite position is, not MINE or HERS.
Danica: And I have to give this week’s sex question medal to Chase. There really isn’t a medal, but I don’t think anyone cares. This is an awesome answer with soooo many possibilities. Swings, leather straps and bed shapes…really. Just…really? I do believe I might le swoon!

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Danica: What’s your theme song?
Chase: These are some serious thought-provoking questions. I have to say the song that popped into my head first is “Don’t you worry child” by Swedish House Mafia, because I try to be worry free and I do love the idea of someone carrying about what happens to me upstairs. Plus that is a great song to jam out to and do cardio like the row machine. I’d also have to say “Feeling Good” by Michael Buble I’m always about positive energy and feeling good and happy. I also love that style of music. I miss the Frank Sinatra’s and Dean Martin’s of the world so I’m a huge fan of Michael Buble and I even do a performance based on two of his songs mixed.
Danica: I think one of my fellow Cabal members is going to at the club in Dallas this weekend. The hooker. If she sees this show without letting me know how good it is…

Danica: It’s the zombiepocalypse. Are you a survivor or zombie food?
Chase: I am a survivor for sure and will do anything for the ones I love. Also I love skeet shooting and archery so I feel like I have the necessary skills. Don’t mess with me and mine you crazy flesh-eating zombies cause I’ve got skillz! Yep… with a Z that’s when you know I’m serious. HAHA
Danica: For realz! I do the same thing, especially when it comes to talking about the menz.

Danica: What’s your favorite color?
Chase: Black, Red and Green

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Danica: What’s your favorite food?
Chase: Sushi! I feel like its edible artwork and its good for you :-)…sometimes.
Danica: I use the same justification to feed my addiction for it.

Danica: Winter or Summer?
Chase: Summer! Any excuse to be in the water and see ladies scantily clad 🙂

Danica: What’s one movie you can watch over and over again?
Chase: This is sad but the truth probably a kids movie like maybe Madgascar 3. I love kids movies. I can’t help it they make me smile and laugh. And who doesn’t love those penguins? Freakin adorable!
Danica: They are pretty friggin’ hilarious. Oh and penguins are cute. My sister and I just about killed ourselves watching the latest Muppet movie. At the theater. The kids just didn’t get it.

Danica: Beaches or mountains?
Chase: Beaches of course!
Danica: I wonder if it’s because there aren’t many scantily clad women in the mountains?

Danica: Do you have any pets? What kind?
Chase: I have no pets not because I don’t love animals, but because I have no time to take the proper care of them.

Danica: Boxers, briefs or commando?
Chase: I like to get naked as quick as possible so I wear my birthday suit under my clothes 🙂
Danica: And on that note…No, really. I nearly swallowed my tongue at that answer.

GQ

Danica: Is there anything about yourself you feel enough people don’t know?
Chase: I don’t think enough people know how hard I work. I currently work two jobs, run a personal trainer service, am trying to start a nonprofit fitness sponsoring site, refining another entertainment and merchandising site as well as going to school. I am a very busy and hard-working man.
Danica: Wow, that’s impressive! I wish you all the luck with your endeavors, Chase.

Are y’all finished shorting out your computers from drool? Hello? Can you see the words that I’m putting down on the screen?

*waits most of the day*

Okay, are y’all done then? What do y’all think of Chase? To quote the Cabal theme song (it’s an unofficial theme song) “As Prince says he’s a sexy mother…” Yeah.

Happy Friday!

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Private Mountain

I had a decent weekend. I didn’t get a lick of anything written. Sure, I did revise and add to what I already have on my WIP, but two hundred words did not impress me. I need to kick it into high gear and stop letting myself get distracted by messed up toes, curly-haired nephews, fat cats and studly men. And food.

Really. This is what has been distracting me lately.

I could have worked on my stuff last night, but after a day spent slow-cooking white beans (which kicked serious ass, y’all) and smothered cabbage, I was done. I watched a little football, except not a single team I wanted to win, won. It was disgusting so I gave up on that. I watched my youngest nephew on Saturday afternoon, trying to coax him into eating something and finally got him to chow on a banana. I went to my oldest nephew’s house on Sunday afternoon and did this whole jaw-dropping thing. It’s so nice. The kitchen is…well, I don’t really cook despite my recent spurt of domestic goddess-ness, but that kitchen could make me want to cook. *drool*

But that has nothing to do with the title of this blog post. Nothing at all.

When I got home from my nephew’s house, I took a pain killer and plopped on the sofa to watch Island Hunters. It seemed a natural progression for me to go from House Hunters and House Hunters International to people buying islands. I didn’t know you could just buy an island if you had the money for it. I watched these people wander around sandy beaches with tropical…things on the trees and realized these people aren’t buying islands just for privacy or in preparation for the zombiepocalypse. They’re buying it because when you can throw a million dollars down on your own island…well, that says something about you.

So I posted on Facebook that I was going to buy an island when I made my millions. I forgot the people who follow me are wonderfully creative people. It didn’t take much for someone to talk me into buying a mountain instead. In Costa Rica. I’m more than happy to buy it as long as burly, sexy mountain men are included. Someone in the Cabal recommended we cash in all the bail money we’ve been pooling together (in case one of us ends up in the tank) because we won’t need it there. Hello? We’d be our own law. I get to be sheriff. But I put my foot down. We’re not having a brothel. We won’t need it since it will be a Cabal only retreat. (and I don’t share very well)

The idea has merit. Maybe not owing mountain men, but a writing retreat sounds wonderful. It has to be a place where writer friends can get together and hash out plot points. I know myself and I wouldn’t write with people around me. I like to talk too much for that. However, hanging out with other writers, bouncing ideas off them, laughing and sobbing over the publishing industry sounds wonderful.

Maybe that’s something I can aim for in my dotage. A writers retreat deep in the swamps (because despite my dislike of beaches, I’m afraid of heights more). What do y’all think? What kind of writers retreat would you like?

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