Caveman Justin

You’ve been waiting for it and here it is. Today we have the sexy and talented Caveman Justin in the house. Woot-woot! I had the very awesome chance to chitchat with Justin at RomantiCon and found him to be a riot, as well as smart as hell.

You’re totally not here to listen to me, so I’ll let him take it away. Remember, if you have a question to ask this savvy Caveman, leave it in the comments and he’ll pop by later to answer!

Danica: Do you have a favorite book or author? Other than myself, that is. Yes, ladies, I am buffing my fingernails because I’m that made of awesome.
Justin: The secret: I am a self-help book type of guy. I will be reading my first erotica soon, tho!

Danica: Have you ever read one of the books you’ve been a cover model for?
Justin: Not yet

Danica: What’s your favorite part about being a cover model/dancer?
Justin: I feel like it is way more prestigious than saying I am a male stripper.
Danica: Your least favorite?
Justin: Nothing, I love everything about it
Danica: Why can’t we all say that about our jobs? I feel cheated!

Danica: What’s the funniest thing you’ve ever seen in your line of work?
Justin: So many things I could say right now…Watching a stage dance for a tranny. Everyone knew but the dancer!
Danica: Weirdest?
Justin: a girl was shaking so badly when I got close to her! It was like one of those kids crying when they saw Michael Jackson! Made me feel special! Lol!
Danica: Okay, I confess, for my “fantasy” picture shoot, my face was trembling…or it might have been my whole body. Wouldn’t you have been the same with three buff, half-naked men swarming around you? *fans herself* Ahem, back to the discussion at hand.
Danica: What was the scariest thing you ever saw?
Justin: watching a dancer pass out from too much alcohol and hit his head on the concrete in the dressing room!

Danica: What were you like in high school? Nerd? Jock? Skater? Band nerd? Cheerleader? Teacher’s pet?
Justin: Part nerd/jock ( I received the award for male athlete with the highest GPA in my class). Was big into theater and did 6-10 plays my last 2 years of high school. Basically, I had friends from nerds to jocks, from skaters to preps. I couldn’t be classified in one category.

Danica: What’s the ring tone you use for family members of the female persuasion? I use Riding Dirty for my aunt. Trust me, it suits her.
Justin: I had a funny Asian ringtone due to the fact I’m half Asian. It got old fast so I just use the normal ring now.

Danica: Do you have a favorite band? Is there a band you’ve always wanted to see live but haven’t?
Justin: The Cure! Their gloomy music made many of my darker days seems much brighter! I’ve seen them 3 times!

Danica: What’s the one place in the world you’d love to visit and why?
Justin: I can’t narrow it down to one! I wanna travel as much as I can and see everything!

Danica: What’s your cologne of choice? (Because everyone commented on how great y’all smelled.)
Justin: I have about 10 bottles and rotate them. Unfortunately , they are bottles I saved during my career as a dancer and just recently realized that they are all out of style! Curve, lucky you, cool water, Hugo boss, etc…
Danica: *blink* Did any of you ladies at RomantiCon even notice some of the cavemen smelling out of style? All I smelled was “mm, mm goodness”.

Danica: What do you plan to do after dancing?
Justin: I own my own business The End Zone Sports Bar and Grill in Houston. Also, I am a landlord to my two rental houses. I have two more contracts for books and still have a touring group that performs at many casinos and clubs throughout the USA.
The End Zone Sports Bar and Grill. This sounds like the kind of spot the Cabal of Hotness should meet. Ladies? Research/writing road trip to Houston!

Danica: Do you have kids? (Daughters in particular) Are you protective of them?
Justin: Two little princesses! 2-4 years of age! I plan on making it very hard for them to bring boys home when they get older. This will be done by embarrassment and uncle Taylor and I  plan on scaring a few as well!

Danica: What do you have going on right now? Do you have any upcoming appearances? If so, when, where and will there be video? Just joking about that last one. Sort of. Ahem.
Justin: First finalized date so far is Davenport, Iowa on Feb 8th and 9th at Rhythm City Casino.
Danica: Can you feel me turning green with envy? Whoever goes to this show had better share pictures!

Danica: Do you have a nickname you’d like to share with us? And explain how you got it?
Justin: Boss man, I have over 20 employees at my bar.
Danica: *Sigh* I’d call you boss man 😉

Danica: At the Meet & Greet on Thursday night at RomantiCon, did you feel like you were in a zoo exhibit? (With everyone standing around taking pictures of you.)
Justin: Not at all! I truly loved that everyone was so damn nice! I wish everyday life I could be around such creative, positive and dirty minds! Lol! But seriously, I can’t wait until next year’s RomantiCon! I hope to be part of the awards ceremony!

Danica: If you were in a zoo, what animal would you be?
Justin: I would be whatever animal had the most space to freely roam. Or wait…probably, a lion. They have sex all day everyday! Lol!
Danica: OMG, I’m blushing! Quick, next question!

Danica: How many hours do you spend in the gym? Because ay chihuahua!
Justin: I spend 45 min. X 4-5 days per week. Roughly 3 – 3 1/2 hours a week. It’s consistency that matters. Last chapter in the book is dedicated to fitness and our short cuts.
Danica: For those of you not in the know, Justin and Taylor wrote a book called Take It Off which is a very fun read 😉 I highly recommend you read it this week because Justin will be back next week with Taylor Cole to answer questions about their book. Just sayin’

Danica: What do you think is your best attribute?
Justin: My best attribute is my mind. I always think outside the box and a strong mind can carry you farther in this business than any other one single attribute.

Quick response:
Favorite food? Vietnamese
Do you prefer summer or winter? Summer
What’s one movie you can watch over and over? Grease
Do you prefer mountains or beaches? Beaches
Pets? What kind? Two dogs, small
What attracts you to a woman:? Her positive aura.

And is there anything about yourself you feel enough people don’t know?
Justin: I live my life trying to be upbeat and honest. I cannot tell a lie and I cannot stand it when I’m lied to.
Well, there you have it. Justin was a great sport when I stalked uh, contacted him about the blog. Do you have any questions for him? Leave them in the comments. I hope y’all have had as much fun reading this interview as I had getting it. OMG, I did not mean it that way. I’m shutting up now.

You can friend Justin and “like” his sports bar. Find him on Facebook at the following places!
End Zone Sports Bar & Grill (Houston, TX):


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73 responses to “Caveman Justin

  1. I’ll like your sports bar Justin 🙂 It was such a great time at RomantiCon. You worded it perfectly “I wish everyday life I could be around such creative, positive and dirty minds!” Me too.
    I hope your tour brings you to Toronto – make sure you should out loud if it does!

  2. Morning! It was so great meeting you at Romanticon. I’m going to leave all the naughty questions to everyone else *cough… Sasha and Cara*. Seeing Danica’s already incorporated some of my questions I had to really think about this.

    What’s your favorite ‘guilty pleasure’? And, no I don’t mean sexually. Is there something you like to watch on TV that others would snicker at, or a favorite food you don’t get often, something like that?

  3. You know, as I came up behind Cavemen to sniff them (don’t want to freak them out by doing it to their face, lol) I kept thinking, “Man, how out of date he smells!” No, seriously. You’ve got nothing to worry about, hon…

    Best athlete with the highest GPA? Where the hell were YOU when I was in high school. Not fair, Texas, not fair! You appear to be hogging the hot guys.

    Now, my question, because I promised the Cabal of Hotness I would ask: When your g-string is stuffed with dollar bills, do they itch? Or do you ignore any itching because it’s money money money? I can ignore a lot if people are throwing money at me. Which never happens, by the way. And it should.

    Thanks for being here and being such a great sport!

    • Justin whitfield

      It sometimes can itch, yes. Many times, I would get home, take my clothes off to shower and a bill or two will fall out when I thought I had gotten every one. The one thing I always hated was , sometimes, when I was on stage, I would turn around and dance for the girl and she would take the bill and put it in my thong. The part that flosses the cheeks and move the bill down to where the bill is now looking stupid hanging there! Lol!

  4. RE: smells. Normally not one to like the scent of colognes etc., RomantiCon changed all that the first morning.
    At breakfast.
    David came over to say hi to us. I remember leaning in to him and inhaling thinking “damn, you smell edible”. Obviously, still very shy and reserved *cough* I didn’t say that to him though, just that he smelled pretty darn good.
    It was a wonderfully scent-a-licious weekend.

  5. Great interview! I missed Romanticon this year, but I’ll definitely be there next year. I’ve heard so many great things about you that I can’t wait to meet you. Literally everyone I’ve talked to has commented on what a nice guy you are. I’d love to talk about the business of writing.

    However, I’ve also heard you’re game for a little fun today, so I’m going to play to that tune. Hope you’re willing, all in good fun. 😉 Before you were married, let’s say you met two women, both attractive. One knows which utensils to use in a fine dining restaurant while the other knows how to put a condom on with her teeth, tongue and lips. Which one appeals more and who gets to go home with you that night?

    • Justin whitfield

      If I were single, I’d try to seal the deal on both at the same time! Lol. I’ll choose the One that seems less trashy so the utensil using girl. I’ll bet she can teach me a thing or two!

  6. Hehe…. We grow all our men smart and sexier than sin here in Texas Cassandra:)

    Thanks for the great interview, Justin! I’ve gotta say Take It Off was one of the best and most hilarious books I’ve read this year. Bring on round two:)

    And dude! They threw me under the naughty bus way too soon. We’ll get to those questions later. 🙂 gotta caffeinate first.

    So a couple of questions on my list:

    1. Based on your awesome degree:) Hook ‘Em Horns! And your personal business experiences both as an entertainer and a business owner, what two pieces of advice would you give someone wanting to go into business for themselves?

    2. The fortunate ones among us have had the pleasure of seeing some awesome acts and enjoyed all the hard work that went into it. But surely nit everything goes that well. What was the worst/funniest stage set/act you’ve seen or taken part in and what made it go wrong?

    *glares at cabal members* see? I can behave. For a while.

    • It’s not so much that we doubt you, it’s that we’ve met you…

    • Justin whitfield

      My success has been due to hard work, undying belief in myself and the desire to improve my life. when it comes to my bar, I am no nonsense! Pay attention to your business and realize, it’s like a marriage so make sure you can see yourself doing this years down the road! Also, don’t be a drunk. I’ve seen many bars close due to that.

      • Justin whitfield

        My main act over the years was , ” The devil went down to Georgia ” . There is a part where Taylor (the devil) gets pushed by me and he falls into a chair and slides back. This one time, he didn’t slide back, he gets pushed into the chair, like so many times before, and literally falls back. Chair and all! The chair wouldn’t slide, it just tipped over. He was shocked, mad and embarrassed! I wanted to laugh but when I saw his face, I felt bad! It was a full crowd to make it worse! Another time, I use fire in my act. Rubbing alcohol in a pan on stage. We kicked it over accidentally and the stage caught fire. We played it off and the fire went down because the alcohol burned out.

  7. Sasha Devlin

    Good Morning Justin! Thanks for being here & not permanently scarred from some of our msgs.

    You’ve got a killer smile & I love your energy

    I’ll warm you up with a tame question: what’s your favorite sport & who’s your fav team?

    And because I can’t resist….let’s play pretend….I’m shooting your life story, who gets the title role?

    • I think Justin could play himself, based on the plethora of theater he did in high school. Sooo, who’s going to bribe Taylor to sneak into Justin’s house for the VHS tapes of those performances?

    • Justin whitfield

      Football baby! Miami dolphins. I grew up everywhere from Iran to Saudi Arabia and Vietnam but I spent 5 years ( the longest anywhere as a kid) in Florida and have watched them since I was 12.

      Vanilla Ice gets to be me. He actually used to audition at labare on amateur night before his hit came out.

      • Sasha Devlin

        Lol that’s awesome. I’ve never been to a male club, but I bet amateur night wld be interesting

  8. Stacy McKitrick

    Hey Danica! Do you have a link for the book (Take it Off)? I’d like to check it out, but can’t seem to find it.

    Enjoyed the interview. Maybe I’ll make it to Romanticon next year (although I would probably be a blubbering fool, if I spoke at all, that is!).

  9. Awe, Justin was way too much fun at Romanticon! Hope to see you next year.

    • Justin whitfield

      You guys were way too fun! I remember one night, we were gonna hit the sack early and I stayed up with Danica and a few others just chatting til 2 am in the bar area. We just had a flowing conversation. I’ve learned so much from you girls! So much info about being an author and everyone was very quick to help and give advice.

  10. Hi, Justin!

    Scent is super important to me, and all of the colognes you mentioned are my faves, so I know I would have spend hours inhaling you. No worries, I don’t think scents go out of style! 😉

    What is one life lesson you hope that your daughters learn from you?

    How would you feel about it if your daughters were to choose to become entertainers when they grow up?

    What is you favorite position? (Yes, I am talking sex here) Do you prefer the intimacy of one on one, or the fun of multi-partner?

    Knowing the importance of fitness and health in your life, what is the one treat you can never pass up when it’s in front of you?

    Can’t wait to read your book, and I hope that someday you will be on the cover of one of mine!


    • oooh! I forgot to add that I plan on attending Romanticon 2013, and can’t wait to you! I also need to add that I would not at all mind being put in a chair and having you practice your moves on me. 😀

    • Justin whitfield

      Lol! I want my daughters to be very grounded and treat people with respect. My life lesson I would teach them is that life is short and whatever they want to become when they grow up, make it happen. Follow your dreams! I would prefer them to use their mind more than their looks to get ahead in life.
      I’m not a stage dad and never will be one. If they wanted to be an entertainer, I would support that, just not if they take their clothes off for a living.
      Sex positions: missionary (I know boring) but I love holding and kissing and looking into her eyes. Im a very visual kind of guy. Also, doggy style! Something about that position that makes my penetration feel slightly different. Plus, I love to grab onto the ass cheeks and pound her!
      Chocolate! I love it! Mini orgasms in the brain when I eat chocolate! Lol!
      Thanks for the questions and I hope to be on the cover too!

      • …Sex positions: missionary (I know boring) but I love holding and kissing and looking into her eyes. Im a very visual kind of guy…

        OMFG! Slinking off to write a sex scene…

  11. Had a blast at Romanticon! And you so don’t smell out of date. (makes me think bad milk…and no…just no) LOL I personally love Lucky You.

    Reading you and Taylor’s book now. Holy shmoly you two–fans self–but I have to say I am near the end and I have been laughing like crazy over some of the things. (Carrying the queen is my fav so far) Ladies if you haven’t read this book yet, it’s a must. I never imagined some of the things that went on in the male dancing world.

    Question: What made you choose a sports bar as the business you wanted to open?

    It was so great to meet you and I hope to see you next year at Romanticon!

    • Justin whitfield

      I choose a sports bar because 1) I know the bar business better than anything else. 2) I play fantasy football and I told my friends one night, “let’s get a sports bar!”… two years later, I opened my bar. Over the years, I have performed in hundreds of clubs, bars, casinos, etc…We always had to keep the crowd having fun. My train of thought was this, keep the atmosphere fun. Make new people want to come back because they enjoyed themselves. Good service is a must! I will yell out someones name across the bar when they come in, just like Cheers! Makes them feel special.

  12. Well done Justin and Danica. I’m going to have to come up with questions later and come back. Just thought i’d congratulate you both on a wonderful interview!

  13. Fun interview! Thank you both. It was my first Romanticon and definitely won’t be my last.
    I have to read this book!

  14. I had the pleasure of getting to know you off-stage at Romanticon, and it’s impressive how in tune you are to the business side. I have to agree with Cassandra, totally not fair gene pool advantage going on in Texas!

    Hey, in your next book, could you devote a chapter to teaching men to dab, not bathe in cologne?

    Can’t believe I get to go to your bar soon! Woo-Hoo!

  15. Join us! Bunch of authors meeting up in Houston in Feb before heading to San Antonio for the Sassy Seven Naughty Sleepover. Did I mention that Cole and David are hosts at the Sleepover? (Lifting deflector shields in case the Cabal can’t go…)

  16. Sasha Devlin

    I bought the book at Romanticon & promise to read it by next week, but I’m loving your candor so I’ll ask… guys keep your bodies really hairless… you shave? Wax? Depilatory? And is it ALL over?

    Also in honor of the most outrageous member of CoH, I’ll ask, are you a butt, boob, or leg man?

    • To shed a little light on this question, Justin, there was some discussion about who had what in the Cabal. Just sayin’.

    • I'm a total package kinda guy. A mind is very sexy to me. If a girl can keep me laughing, I'm turned on more by her.

      I shave only my face and legs. The rest of me can’t grow hair. I guess it’s due to the half Asian gene or the American Indian in my family tree.

  17. It’s my turn to ask a question. I’ve been working on it all day. And no, CoH, it does not involve weights.

    Justin, it’s the zombiepocalypse. Are you a survivor or a zombie? And if you’re a survivor, where do you make your stand?

    ‘Cause I’ve admitted to many people I’ll be one of the first to die since all the zombies would have to do is wait for me to shower. Yeah, I will be the person who dies because I can’t go a single day without washing my hair.

    • I'm a total package kinda guy. A mind is very sexy to me. If a girl can keep me laughing, I'm turned on more by her.

      Lol! I’m a survivor! I’ll be having lots of sex too because life could end any second so you might as well go out with a happy ending! Lol

  18. Bridget Parker

    Why did you become a cover model?

    • I'm a total package kinda guy. A mind is very sexy to me. If a girl can keep me laughing, I'm turned on more by her.

      I actually got my book deal fist. They asked me to send in a few pics so I did and signed on as a caveman as well. Patty actually came to my bar 7 years ago to recruit cavemen. I knew a former caveman Devin from working in the Cleveland area doing roadshows. I got all the Labare guys from Houston and that’s how the Labare link to the cavemen started. I was accepted then but had to work 80-100 hour weeks getting my bar off the ground. I always regretted that, because being in a cover of a romance novel was always on my bucket list. However, everything has its time and mine is now I guess. Lol.

  19. I knew there was another question I wanted to ask. If you could be any superhero, which would you be, and why. OR, make up your own. You can’t be Thrustman, though. That name is already taken, right Danica? LOL

  20. Sasha Devlin

    What’s your theme song?

  21. Julianne

    Hi Justin!! Yeah, I know I’m late. Story of my life. Romanticon was great! Can’t wait until next year. It was great meeting you. Oh and you smelled good enough to eat. Or lick whichever comes first. And Dalton, so not fair about getting to go to Justin’s bar. I really need that brinks truck now. Jenna, you asked the questions I was going to ask. 😦 LOL! So now I gotta come up with something.
    Where is your favorite place to make love?
    Let’s say, we’re going on a date and you are making all the arrangements.
    Where are we going and what all do you have planned?
    I have a sweet tooth, so I like peanut butter and reddi whip. Guess where I like to eat it?

    • I'm a total package kinda guy. A mind is very sexy to me. If a girl can keep me laughing, I'm turned on more by her.

      It’s never been about the place where but who that’s matters. That sounds delicious!

  22. My turn! 🙂 Justin, it was so much fun dancing with you and talking with you at RomantiCon. Any plans on coming to Maine? There’s a casino in Bangor called Hollywood Slots. We NEVER get male dancers up this way (probably because it’s colder in this state and you guys would freeze… but don’t worry, we could rent a space heater! lol). There are also plenty of places for a book signing. Pwetty pwease?

    • I'm a total package kinda guy. A mind is very sexy to me. If a girl can keep me laughing, I'm turned on more by her.

      Sweet! I’ll call them first thing Monday! Thx for the heads up!

      • If you do come to Bangor, let me know in advance and I can get you a free rental car. I’ve got connections 🙂

      • Wait wait wait. If you’re going to Bangor, you’re gonna have to hook me and Lea up in Western NY. We can get some of the Cabal ladies down here too – they’re just over the border in lovely Canada. And we will pack the house for you guys…

  23. Wait, wait, wait. If you’re going to Bangor, ME, you have to cross New England! MA, CT (big casinos!), RI, etc.

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