This Little Piggy Begged for Mercy

Day 2 of RWA Nationals and my feet are ready to go on strike.

It started out well enough. I woke up early yesterday so I could have my normal two hour warm up before I started getting ready to face the day. I made it to and through registration with little or no fanfare. Then I had 4 hours to spare until it was my turn to volunteer to help set up for the Literacy Autographing.

I kind of wandered around…lonely as a cloud. Then people started noticing the little orange ribbon on my badge stating that I’m a newbie. I had so many new friends I didn’t know what to do with myself! Y’all…I sort of had lunch with Maggie Shayne! Well, she had lunch. I kind of stood at the counter waiting for my order to be ready. She and her friends were nice enough to let me jabber at them while they ate.

My feet started hating me around noon, but by the time the book signing was about to start, they were ready to remove themselves from my legs. I forced myself back upstairs to take a bath because there was NO way I was going to try to see my favorite authors smelling like a man. I did a walk-by gawking at Christina Dodd and Teresa Medeiros (who are both beautiful with great hair in person…damn them).

I finally got to meet up with Sayde Grace, and Jillian Chantal and then it was on to the signing. Let me just say…well, it was awesome. I showed great restraint because I only walked out of there with one book. Yes, one. Mostly because there were no more by the time I found my target authors. But that’s okay. I took a picture with Christina Dodd…Not posting it just yet since I don’t have my cables. But she looks fabulous and I look like I’m about to fall on her.

While walking around though, I managed to make contact with the authors I’ve enjoyed with upcoming releases like Christine Warren, Sophie Jordan, Sharon Page, and I got a great big ole hug from Michelle Marcos. *sniff* I felt so special. Then my feet had to hate me again.

It was…wonderful. Really. If you ever get the chance to go to one of these book signings (whether you’re an author or a reader) you HAVE to go. It was so chaotic and crazy, but it was great to see so many avid readers. It made me feel good to be both a reader and a writer.

So the morning’s task? See if my feet will work. My memory foam slippers are wonderful, but they might not be enough to make my poor toes look…well, more like toes and less like Vienna Sausages.

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3 responses to “This Little Piggy Begged for Mercy

  1. Awesome. I LOVE your updates. They make me smile!!
    I’m glad you’re having fun, but hopefully the Vienna Sausages don’t stop you from enjoying yourself too much!

    Keep up the tweets, too. I love reading them!! Woo-Hoo!!

  2. KAK

    Get those piggies into an ice bath, then make some in-suite tea (preferably mint), pour said tea into the bath.

    Ice will reduce the swelling. Tea soothes the peds and removes the funk.

    Other option: Make tea (or plain water), put it in a spritzer bottle. Put bottle in mini-fridge, spritz feet when sneaking a moment or two in your room.

    (P.S. Maggie Shayne is awesome. Last year, we hung out during the how-many-times-is-that-kid-going-to-pull-the-fire-alarm-before-the-GIs-on-leave-shoot-him)

  3. Go get a foot massage from Mickey:)

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